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Heart of Stone is a slowburn historical fantasy romance novel between an ADHD vampire and his deliciously autistic secretary. It’s highly reviewed on both GoodReads and TheStoryGraph.

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Want to read online fiction from me?

I have hundreds of short stories, ranging across romance, horror, slice-of-life, fantasy, and erotica genres, as well as all sorts of non-fiction, available to read online!

You can read them primarily on Medium (pay $5/month for access to mine and all other subscriber-limited Medium articles) and Patreon (lowest tier is $3/month). My SubscribeStar is currently under construction, but will have the same tiers as Patreon.

Want to read some work for free?

As well as publishing occasional short stories, especially erotica, here on Tumblr, I publish some original works (plus fanfiction!) on my Ao3, DictionaryWrites. Some erotica is also published for free on my HentaiFoundry and Literotica.

All my ongoing serials are available to read for free on Ao3 and WorldAnvil.

Commissions

Want to gift a friend with some wonderful and fucked-up erotica this holiday season? Want to give them a tremendously horny birthday present?

I’ve written cumflation, oviposition, deformation, various TF, all-the-way-through, and much more!

You can commission me for:  Non-Fiction - Essays, reviews, and thinkpieces on particular topics, opinion- and analysis-based.  Romance, Horror, & Other Fiction - Short stories written to a theme or with particular characters archetypes, emotive arcs, or general ideas in mind.   Erotic Fiction - Erotic short stories written with particular kinks, dynamics, or character archetypes in mind.ALT
Key Info:  Depending on the project, my rates are between £0.07-£0.12 ($0.09-$0.15 USD) per word. For example, a 1500 word piece might be between £105 and £180, but my rates are flexible.   I take payment upon completion of the work via PayPal or bank transfer, after which I publish it, and will generally round down or discount for certain longer works.  Generally, works will be published on my Patreon, Medium, and SubscribeStar - they can also be published on Ao3, Tumblr, HentaiFoundry, or of course, your own publication(s) with credit and negotiation of rights.ALT
I will write:  Original fiction & characters of my creation,  within guidelines and input from commissioners. I can also write adaptations of public domain work, e.g. Les Misérables, Sherlock Holmes, Peter Pan, etc.  Erotica & fetish content, including various kinks - TF, cum inflation, oviposition, pregnancy, monsterfuckery, knotting, belly bulging, petrification, etc.   Scroll through my Directory of Work to see if I’ve covered particular kinks before.   Gore & violence Furries & scaliesALT
I will not write:  Fanfiction of any non-public domain property, or RPF Generally, your or your friends’ OCs Vore, scat, personality excretion, certain guro concepts or ideas underage bestiality with real life animals  Please note that some themes and kinks cannot be published or promoted on my Patreon, such as incest & pseudoincest,  rape & noncon, and hypnosis.ALT
Last details:  For non-fiction, I’m happy to discuss publication rights & credits as desired. These are negotiable as my rates are.   I’m happy to build characters together with commissioners, including their physical descriptions, specific aspects of their backstories, and potential names, ditto different archetypes and tropes.   Have any other questions? Just drop me an email!  contact@johannestevans.comALT

Thinking about it being very cold so marcille and Falin share a sleeping bag, and because marcille keeps burrowing deeper in the bag and Falin is taller than her, she keeps turning and getting her face buried in falin’s chest

Marcille feeling hot and tingly, prickling with warmth and want, trying to say to herself that this is just like healing, it’s nothing, it’s just touch, no need to be shy about it

Falin muttering marcille’s name in her sleep… and then moaning softly

And marcille DYING, immediately scrambling out from the sleeping bag and leaving falin sleepy and confused and complaining about being cold as marcille insists she can go sleep with one of the boys

Not realising that Laios, senshi, and chilchuck have crammed themselves ridiculously into one sleeping bag and that there is No Room and that she has to go back to falin anyway

“Are you shy?” Falin asks, and laughs softly. “We’ve shared a bed before!”

“Not this close!”

“I like being close to you, Marcille. You make me feel safe.”

And that’s adorable, really, it is, but it’– so much. Marcille is so horny and she feels GUILTY about it, meanwhile Falin is saying, “Do you mind if I take my shirt off? It’s so cosy with both of us–”

“KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON!”

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The response has been beautiful - like I can’t tell you how many wonderful messages I received from people who are openly queer and people who are not openly queer, which has been really amazing for me to see. I’ve received messages from firefighters who have said, “I’m not out and seeing this means the world to me.” I could never in a million years of expected to be getting those messages, so it’s very humbling and just a really amazing experience for me to get to be a part of that.

Oliver Stark for Forbes

We wanted to share our lessons with those of you who have Budgies or adopt them in the future.

1. When you think you have “a real big cage”, you need a bigger one. 18x18x30 is meant for one budgie and even that is archaic in bird care. We would love to see you NEVER buy that “combo cage” deal at Petxxxx. It is pricey for what you get and not right for the birds. Amazon can beat prices hands down. Here is our suggestion: https://www.amazon.com/…/…/ref=psdc_2975226011_t2_B016XVM9YY

2. If you have 2 birds, give 2 serving dishes of food, same for more. They don’t have to be big but give everyone access to food.

3. Yes, Budgies should eat fresh food! They can and will eat spinach, pear, etc. Just make sure it is washed really well.

4. Most likely your bird hasn’t reached a ripe old age and died. Especially so if the mate dies shortly thereafter.

5. Get them toys! Fresh branches! Pull eggs (they won’t get depressed)! Let them fly somewhere safe to get them exercised.

6. Don’t give them grit, mite spray, nests (beds), or substrate other than paper.

7. Keep a close eye on them every day. Watch for inflamed nares, check their feet, beaks, eyes, and butt (vent).

8. They nearly make up half of all birds in our homes…they ARE real birds. If you can’t handle a budgie, you can’t handle a larger bird, although a budgie can be the death of you for how our home environment can affect them.

Monstrous May 2024

Est. 2021. The Monstrous May Challenge, #MonstrousMay, kiss a monster todayALT

Once again, the time is nearly upon us - with less than a month left of April, it's soon time for #Monstrous May!

Monstrous May was first established in 2021, and I've arranged prompts for each May since - for each day of the month of May, there is a prompt involving and invoking the monstrous.

Create art, sculpture, write fiction, poetry, make whatever you feel inspired to! Create for as many or as few days as inspire you, collaborate with friends, and have fun.

Fan creations are just as welcome as original ones, and naturally, erotic and adult creations are as well as SFW ones!

Have some questions? Here’s the FAQ from 2021. Otherwise, feel free to reply with any questions or HMU with more of them!

Want to see prompts from previous years?

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to me the funniest part of Laios is a character is the fact that he's genuinely really good at what he does. it would be one thing if he was just a monster geek in a way other people find really offputting, but he can also bisect something twice his size in a single blow

in this way, like so many others, he and marcille are secretly The Same

dungeon meshi has the Mob Psycho Sauce where it's funny even when its serious and serious even when its funny. like, this is a hilarious thing about laios — but also ties into the fundamental logic of the story.

Laois is not good at what he does AND a monster geek. he is good at what he does BECAUSE he is a monster geek. in dungeon meshi, survival in the dungeon isn't due to physical strength or dnd-style party balance or asskicking ability or Willpower. the narrative takes great pains to show that it is respect, knowledge and love of a place that gives one the ability to survive and thrive in that place. that's why we see people like Kabru's party, who are clearly very skilled warriors in their own right, look like absolute CLOWNS in their encounters with dungeon dangers that are barely a hiccup for laois's party

Like, Laois can't bisect something twice his size in a single blow because he's a Strong Cool Protagonist, but because all the things he's fighting are things he deeply loves, respects, and is autistically insane about enough to know their weaknesses. the special interest that makes him a weirdo on the surface makes the dungeon his natural habitat.

We see it in literally the first "encounter" when they're preparing the walking mushroom, and Senshi shows him how to cut it properly for food. Laios immediately goes "Oh, I see!" and imagines attacking one with his sword vertically instead of horizontally.

This man loves monsters, loves learning about them, and in the dungeon, he can finally apply all the stuff he knows.

The #MonstrousMay Challenge 2024!

It’s that time of year again — an art and writing prompt challenge for May.

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Monstrous May was first established in 2021, and I’ve arranged prompts for each May since — for each day of the month of May, there is a prompt involving and invoking the monstrous.

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Create art, sculpture, write fiction, poetry, make whatever you feel inspired to! Create for as many or as few days as inspire you, collaborate with friends, and have fun.

Fan creations are just as welcome as original ones, and naturally, erotic and adult creations are as well as SFW ones! 

And of course, if you’re creating original erotic works, you are more than welcome to submit them to Trans Erotica if you’re a trans creator and they meet our submission guidelines!

Have some questions? Here’s the FAQ from 2021. Otherwise, feel free to reply with any questions or HMU with more of them!

Want to see prompts from previous years?

All prompt images can be found on Imgur, or are on Medium.