Apr 17 2023 × 186 notes
Reblogged from bobcatmoran / Originally from foone
foone

DNI if you:

  • Got it from Agnes
  • Got it from Jim
  • Got it from Louise (we all agree)
  • Got it from Harry
  • Got it from Marie
  • Got it from me (everybody knows!)
  • Got it from Daphne
  • Got it from Joan (who picked it up in County Cork, a-kissing the Blarney Stone)
  • Gave it to Sheila
  • Got it from Francois and Jacques (a-ha! Lucky Pierre)
  • Got it from Edith (who gets it every spring)
  • Got it from your Daddy (who just gives you everything)
  • Gave it to Daniel (whose spaniel has it now)
  • Your dentist even got it (and we're still wondering how?)
  • Got it from Agnes
  • Or maybe it was sue?
  • Or Millie
  • Or Billie
  • Or Gillie
  • Or Willy (IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO!)
  • Got it at the club
  • Or at the pub
  • Or in the loo

And fair warning, before you follow, if you will be my friend, then I might (mind you, I said "might"!) give it to you!

bobcatmoran

For those wondering, these are more-or-less the lyrics to "I Got It From Agnes," by Tom Lehrer:

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    DNI if you:...Got it from Agnes...Got it from Jim